Tuesday, November 27, 2007

General gripes

Because nothing endears a reader like long periods of absence followed by complaining.

Today I went to school, and the gates were locked. It is "Teacher Unity Day," a holiday seemingly arbitrarily created about a week ago, and in keeping with the standard operating procedure, no one told the white guy. While I like a day off as much as the next global citizen, my classes still have yet to gel, and made-up holidays don't really grease the wheels of a well-run educational system. Tomorrow is Mauritanian Independence Day, which also means no school.

The election of a brand new president came with the predictable appointment of brand new ministers. This includes the minister of education, who promptly excited the country with talks of wide! ranging! reforms! Classes would be capped at 45 students. New materials would be available to students and teachers alike. The antediluvian (thanks Sam!) system of separating students along essentially racial lines will be discarded in favor of a mixed French/Arabic education. And school will start at full speed on the day it is supposed to.

Well. They handed out some snazzy papers on nice card stock in which teachers were to record all info about their students. But two months into school, I still can't come up with a class list, for several reasons. The first is that they are still shuffling schedules, which means I've constantly got new students. Second, each student is assigned a number by the school, but many of my students don't know or have yet to receive their own. Third, the education system has failed these children so greatly that more than a handful of students in each of my classes (I teach the equivalent of junior year in high school) does not know how to spell his/her name. Sure, my students are taught in Arabic, but one would think that by 18 years old they'd have a handle on the transliterated version of their own name. For example, I've got one student who has spelled his name Tidjani, Tigane, Tigone, and Tysoni. Paired with the penmanship of a 5 year old and shifting numbers, I spend about an hour each week for each class just trying to keep track of attendance and grades.

One of my classes was eliminated a week or two into the school year, and the students distributed to other classes. A couple of weeks ago, the class was resurrected. When I went the following week to start class, I found that it had been eliminated again. And of course, I find all of this out from the students standing around, smoking outside of the empty room.

My classes all have over 50 students. The new materials consist of one empty notebook per class. Students are still being divided by Arabic and French language ability, and they wonder why there were race riots here a couple weeks ago. And of course, school started two weeks later than intended, and I still have new students every week.

The president and minister of education came to NDB a few weeks ago. They repainted the entire high school and half the town in an effort to impress. The minister stayed for less than 48 hours, neglected to visit any schools, and failed to even meet with the local minister of education - basically the equivalent of the superintendent for our city. She has promised compensation to all teachers for the inhalation of chalk dust to the tune of 15,000 ougiya per month, to be paid in one lump sum at the end of the year. That is a huge sum of money. My roommate is skeptical that it will actually come.

There are simple and obvious answers to these problems. Registration and scheduling should be done at the end of the previous school year and during the summer. Instead of dropping money on a few meaningless supplies to every school that will inevitably be ignored within days of their arrival, they should train people in the implementation of real administrative reforms and send them around to oversee changes within the schools.

But, of course, that means the people at the top would actually have to give a shit about their work.

9 comments:

cailin said...

I have to admit, I'm shocked. Looks like I owe you one, punk...

Anonymous said...

hey punk,
they say imitation is the highest form of flattery:
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Good to see you back in front of the keyboard.
-Isaac

Anonymous said...

PS-Two people just called you punk.

Anonymous said...

Hi Son, I refuse to call you "punk." Good to see you back at the blog even if it is complaining. It must be very hard to teach in any effective way with things changing so erratically. It was great to talk to you Thanksgiving. Keep on writing.

Tony said...

This made me laugh! SO well writeen. Indeed, it must be very hard to teach in such conditions. Keep up the good work out there (punk!) :-p

Greetings from London

Anonymous said...

A greater power seems to be preparing you for a life working in a bureaucracy.

And chil', You do NOT look the part of a punk - maybe "punkin." FYI you have been immortalized in oil. Check out www.christophermolsen.com

Unknown said...

hey. keep that posh. the spice girls have reunited and it's gonna be worth something someday.

Katie said...

Hi John!
Just wanted to say hi! It's been awhile...How frusterating it must be dealing with the type of educational system you are handling. I really am so impressed with how much hard work you are putting into your position. Even it small ways it will definietly pay off. (I'm reading the Alchemist and have been very into the whole Personal Legend idea.)

Yet, I am far from being noble here in San Francisco. I've been putting on about two parties a week for our magazine and exhausted from the hard work of event organizing. It's so much small talk and handling small details. I had to book a magician the other day and change a gift bag prize and it seemed like the biggest deals in the world....When I read your blogs I realize it's truly not.

Otherwise, life is really good. The Patriots are still undefeated, Assasin's Creed an amazing new video game just came out, and I went on a super cool helicopter ride over the whole city and we flew 150mph underneath the Golden Gate Bridge. Life has been very exciting.

I know it probably doesn't feel like Christmastime over there in the dessert, but I'll still wish you happy holidays!

Keep writing and I can't wait for the day you come visit the West Coast!
KT

Anonymous said...

hey john, i still like reading your posts even if they are overflowing with sarcasm and frustration. i usually read the bbc news, but occasionally i check out cnn online, and they posted an article about how oprah thinks people should use all the negative steam they generally invest in complaining and harness that steam for positive goods. apparently, oprah's opinion is news on cnn. thanks cnn. i havent posted in like 3 months, which is the longest i've gone without responding to your posts, and i apologize for that. do you have any longer range plans for the year? when does your time come to an end? are you planning any travels that i can join you on?

take care of yourself.

kerry