Sunday, August 06, 2006

Breakfast of champions

There was a storm yesterday afternoon. It didn't seem to last much longer than average, but it somehow managed to drop more water than I had yet to see. Within less than an hour, the tent under which I waited was an island.

Water has never really been much of an issue. I wasn't in New Orleans when nature made an entire city its bitch. I remember watching the relentless coverage with overwhelming detachment. The few people I knew who lived there had enough money and/or sense to leave, and in the end their belongings remained dry anyway.

Since I've been here, I've watched neighborhood after neighborhood be forcibly submerged. Wetness isn't really the primary issue when you watch kids playing in the newborn lakes filtering through enormous piles of trash and shit. I stepped out of my front gate to one of my first strikingly poignant scenes. The street in front had become a river, with a distinct stream of goat feces bobbing along like little black Corn Pops. Wading against the current was a girl no older than four, one ragged strap of her dress resting on her forearm, the other teetering precariously on her shoulder. Her fist was firmly in her mouth, and her eyes were set wide, as if she only observed, and processed nothing.

I went to get my camera and took a few subsequent pictures, but they're all fucked, because apparently the appearance of a camera sends out a subsonic signal to all children within a three mile radius to jump in front of me and punch each other until I futily cuss them out in English and put the damn thing away.

Anyway, I'm glad, because they would have turned out like a print ad for the Christian's Children Fund. The look on the girl's face said everything; she was utterly unaware through what she walked. Interpretation of the photo would have made her look like a victim, and she wasn't. Within minutes of the photo I was helping my host family dig a ditch to drain the yard, and ended up spending a disturbing amount of time in the same water. When we were finished, I removed my sandals and extracted the goat shit from between my toes.

The point? No one complained. Sometimes it rains, and them's the breaks. People old enough to know better busted their ass to avoid walking in that water. But they still throw their trash in the street and let animals roam wherever they please. And when it comes down to it, they'll go knee deep in that toilet of street if they have to. The poignant scene was striking because it was so matter of fact, not because it was sad and depressing. It was my first realization that not everyone believes so strongly in self-determination.

Moving on, it's going to be at least a week and a half before I'm back on here. In a day or two I'm finding out where I'll be serving for the next two years, and a day after that I'll be spending a week wherever fate tosses me. So someone send me an email or something.

Current easy listinin' keepin' me sane: BIG - Respect, Blonde Redhead - Messenger.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good to hear from you. Glad you are well. I loved reading your entries this weekend. Did Dad tell you I sent a care package last Wednesday? (the 3rd) Hope you get it quickly. The rains sound frightening. My google alert from Mauritania is full of news of flooding and a death toll of nine last count. How do they possibly keep accurate numbers.
Grammy J. called last night. She had just figured out how to get to your blog and had read your entries. She could not stop admiring your writing. She believes you could be a published writer. She is showing all your entries to her friends.
Darlene was here this weekend. We watched movies and talked. We had a great time remembering incidents from all you kids growing up. All of her family are well.
Try to keep healthy and dry. I will call to hear about your assignment tomorrow afternoon.

Anonymous said...

I am very impressed at your apparent ability to maintain sanity in what could be called some of the tougher living conditions on this planet. You certainly wouldn't have put up with this "shit" a few months ago (sorry about the bad pun). Power to you for staying strong and adapting quickly.

Music must be a great method of temporary escape. Is there any way to send you music? My understanding is that your resources of listening to it are limited. Did you bring an ipod with you? Did you bring a computer with you?

It's great to hear from you. I check the blog continuously, as I am sure that everyone else does. Keep on posting...

Anonymous said...

Adam Gregor says he looked for you at training and was disappointed that you have moved on to Advanced Camping 201. The unit is resuming their GB research program, which started with a lengthy discussion of whether the blue bottle or the gold package is stronger and whether they both have the same active ingredients. Last week we had record temperatures and total heat enervation, and those with an "air conditioner in their pants" had at least local relief.

The rains finally came Friday, and if I had a camera I too could have taken poignant pictures of children slogging through mud & water, though you make us feel fortunate that the water carried nothing more noisome than some dead bugs.

So tell us where your assignment is, and we can all begin to appreciate the irony that your one-with-nature experience in the western Sahara will accomplish what 5 years in Pomposity Central never did: induce you to wear a shirt & tie.

And how 'bout some good bug stories?

PS: This message is being brought to you courtesy of the Berwick Public Library, whose computers are free (in both senses) as well as air conditioned on these summer mornings.

Anonymous said...

I will come visit anytime and anywhere you want during your break. I am loosing my mind doing sales and will look forward to any foreign adventure. Keep us updated with what works best for you as time goes on. I love your writing as well. If the guy who wrote the book I gave you on Mauritania got published, you totally can too! My life consists of mainly superficial American cultured nonsense, which you can view on my myspace profile at www.myspace.com/kprev4 (I even have a picture of you and I up-mostly cause you look great and make me look good :) ) What beautiful observations you have to tell. I look forward to your new posts. My bangs are down to my nose now.-KT

Anonymous said...

Hi You should be back today or tomorrow from your site visit. Hope it has engaged your excitement. Dad is home from camp and happy to be eatting my food as opposed to camp food. I am recovering more quickly now. I will be back out in the garden in a week or two at least pulling weeds if not planting.
Bobby has a temp job with a midtown giant law firm doing paralegal stuff. It will probably cure any idea he may have of law school or not. The job lasts two months at least. It pays well but the hours are very long. He can hardly wait for a paycheck.
The weather has been gorgeous this past weekend. Hpoe you had a break from the really hot stuff. Love you MOM

Anonymous said...

Hello darling,

Did you get my package? I made Michelle send them out last month from her job which pays for posting. I hope it went through.

I just came back from my absurdly short trip to SE Asia -- where I visited Thailand and Cambodia. And spent two days on airplanes each way since i took 3 flights each way to minimize cost.

Right now I am at work, which is sort of a funny thing because I am not "working," so calling it work is somewhat unjustified. I spent the first 4 hours sitting in my office and staring at the computer screen. I got some water -- 5 or 6 times. I cleaned out my pencil holder. i think half of my brain is still in cambodia and the other half is stuffed up with mucus and
phlegm. This is possibly due to a sinus infection -- or perhaps bird flu or SARS. Not sure yet. Malaria initial sumptoms also match whatever I have. It feels like a lottery -- i'm bidding my time to find out what disease i won!

Being back at work is so surreal. It's not that I was expecting any reaction when I returned, still only one person -- the owner of my company -- seemed to recognize
the fact that I was gone for 2.5 weeks and now was back. He h my
boss saying recognized this fact by forwarding me a press release and asking me to "look into it." This request baffled me because i realized that I had completely forgotten what it meant to "look into something" and thereby sat in front of my computer for several hours. Thankfully, I was later able to convince him it was a nonstory and went back to procrastinating by checking your blog and writing to you.

It's so strange to be back... it seems like I never left, but i did.
The funny thing is, I can't even think of what to tell people when they ask me how it was. "Awesome," or "incredible," or "really amazing -- i can't wait to go back," is all I can think of as a response. I cant articulate how drastically different cambodia and thailand are from the states. how traveling through Asia is both incredibly frustrating and wonderfully enchanting all at the same time. how severe the poverty is and how friendly the people are, how the streets are dirty and smell like open sewers yet lead to glittering temples tended to by friendly monks in orange robes. Something happened to me as a result of seeing, smelling and feeling these things, but i cant think of anything to tell anyone and resort to saying I am jet lagged.

And if this is how I feel after two weeks..... shit, you're going to have an out of body life for the first few months back in the states after all you've seen.

As for personal life update (but is it really personal when posted on your blog?): The apartment is wonderful and the bad smell went away. All of the boxes I temporarily put in the closet are still there -- unopened and obviously unpacked. I have not burned anymore pans wiith eggs because I stopped buying eggs, knowing Ill get drunk and boil them and forget about them and ruin more pans. instead i started buying White Castle frozen burgers from Rite Aid. mmm.

Oh -- and I stopped dating, which is surprisingly refreshing and great (the last straw was a date I went on where the moron insisted upon walking me back to my place, even though the bar was 2 blocks away. We had nothing to talk about so I described a stew i cooked that week. In front of my door, I was forced to dodge a kiss -- a point clearly lost on the poor guy because he then said breathily "so.... you think i can come up and taste some of that stew?" I threw up in my mouth a little when i heard that. also -- he wore tapered jeans with a white T shirt tucked in. ew.)

--Lucy

Anonymous said...

ohmigod and i forgot to add--

Mr. Ram II passed away!!!!!! I lost him in cambodia. Looking for Mr. Ram III on eBay now.

--Lucy

Pete said...

Sounds like things are going well there. Mali is good and I'll be going to my site for site visit tomorrow. I'm gonna be posted between Bamako (the capital of Mali) and the Guinea border in a village of about 4000 people. The rain in West Africa is intense. Hope you like your site and good luck with the local language.

Anonymous said...

Just sent a little something off to you. It's small, but ecclectic. Hope you enjoy -KT

Anonymous said...

Do you know what it's like to have a really crappy day, John? No, you probably don't -- and even if you think you do, let me assure you, you're wrong.

I on the other hand know perfectly well what it is like to have a really crappy day. Why? because I had one. Yesterday.

Wanna hear? Of course you do. So here goes:

I got a moving violation. A f*ing ticket. A fine from the District of Columbia's finest. (No pun intended... i only noticed the pun on second read.)

"That's interesting," you may say with a yawn. "Happens all the time (yawn), so what's the big deal?"

Right. Happens all the time. Except for the fact that I don't drive.

"Oh right!" you say, perking up. "You're, like, the only 24-year old who doesn't have her driver's license. You ride a crappy bike to work. hahahahaha. A very crappy bike! I've even seen you fall off it drunk a few times. hahahahahaha."

Shut up.

But then your dim brain gets another little thought. "But Lucy.... if you don't drive, how in the world did you get a moving violation?"

Very bright of you to ask. How did I manage to get a goddamn ticket when I don't drive? A moving violation... hmmmm...




BY F*ING WALKING ACROSS A GODDAMN STREET WHILE THE "DONT WALK" SIGN WAS FLASHING....WHEN THERE WERE NO CARS IN SIGHT. NOT A SINGLE F*ING ONE.




That's how.

I get out of the metro. lalalalala. i take a sip of my $4 Fresh Samantha Spirulina Flax Seed Sexy Swirl beverage. lalalalala. I look up at the cloudy cool sky and thank the good Lord for giving me a break from the annual meteorological crisis that is Washington DC in August. Lalalalala. And I cross the street like I always do, checking of course to see that there are no cars waiting to run me over. There weren't any.

But guess what there was?!!!! Are you ready?????????

It was a piece of crap moron overweight asshole who apparently had nothing better to do with his pathetic little celibate (not by choice) life than to park his stupid car on the sidewalk of Q street and pull innocent hardworking good folks such as myself to fill his monthly quota of useless fines.

But Mr. Officer! Pardon for asking but are we not in the District of Columbia? Has there not been a Crime Emergency! declared by the good mayor, not to mention several reputable newspapers? Don't you have suspects to chase? Black people to mistakenly arrest or shoot? Donuts to purchase and dip in your coffee? Officer?

No answer. Just a $20 fine. I hate this city.

Just so you know, I am not handing over a dime to this goddamn city. They take enough out of my taxes. My Learners Permit ID card is from the state of new york, with an address on it that no longer exists. More importantly, its a Learner's Permit so its not like they can suspend my goddamn licence because i don't have one. so screw them.

So there, that's my crappy day. And no- whatever little travesty happened in your life, it doesn't compare to the humiliation and absurdity of a moving violation for jaywalking.

Some articles for your reference:

July Homicide Total Rises to 14 in District: 'Crime Emergency' Declared By Ramsey Following Surge in Crime
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/12/AR2006071200441.html

Nation's Capital Declares Crime Emergency
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/12/D8IQH9P05.html


Death in the District
http://www.thegeorgetownindependent.com/media/storage/paper136/news/2006/08/30/Commentary/Death.In.The.District-2251820.shtml?norewrite200608311203&sourcedomain=www.thegeorgetownindependent.com


love,
Lucy